1 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:23,106 {\an8}I took Intro to Eastern Religion in college because it sounded easy, 2 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,567 {\an8}and Professor Sekar was famously hot. 3 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,694 The meaning of the evil eye 4 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:31,239 stems from the concept that people who achieve great success 5 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:33,742 attract envy from the others around them. 6 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:39,122 Now, by marking oneself with an evil eye with jewelry or tattoos, 7 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,916 it helps to protect against malevolent spirits. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,627 Some people are so cautious 9 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,756 that they might not even mention something good happening to them, 10 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,215 so as not to jinx it. 11 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,385 That guy was so… smart. 12 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:01,061 And man, does the evil eye come into play in professional sports. 13 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,938 The Waves have won ten straight games. 14 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,441 And the key to keeping the streak going? 15 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,068 Not talking about it. 16 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,779 That, and wearing the same lucky t-shirt to bed every night 17 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,696 for a month. 18 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,157 Good night. Oh my-- Oh my God. 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,409 -What? -Keep in mind I love you, but you stink. 20 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,662 I told you it's my lucky t-shirt. Respect my process. 21 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,457 I do. I'm just saying these playoffs can't come soon enough. 22 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,543 Hey! I said we are not using the P-word. 23 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,753 Fair enough. 24 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:27,670 Good night. 25 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,588 Good night. 26 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:31,841 Hey, Ali, what's up? 27 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,676 Oh my God. Are you sitting down? 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,595 No, I'm lying down because it's midnight. 29 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:38,139 Good. Because you are not gonna believe this shit. 30 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,933 Let me set the motherfucking stage. 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,561 So after the win tonight, the guys were feeling themselves. 32 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,396 They decide to go out to a club. 33 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,273 They even convinced Jay to join them. 34 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,400 Jay? At a nightclub? 35 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,985 I know. And it gets worse. 36 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,320 So they roll into Nightingale. 37 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:56,324 Heads are turning, panties dropping, women, gay guys getting all turnt. 38 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:57,909 God, I miss clubs. 39 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,119 Me too. 40 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,914 So, our guys are dancing, drinking, everything's cool. 41 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:06,334 Until Jay spots some dude at another table. 42 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:07,877 Jay walks up to him. 43 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,254 -Hey, man, what's up? -Hey. 44 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:12,507 They exchange words, and then Jay punches him in the face. 45 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,758 What? 46 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:14,843 Jay punched a guy? 47 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,220 Sorry, I'm embellishing. I shouldn't have said that. 48 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,598 Jay just shoved the guy's face into a birthday cake. But get this. 49 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,683 The guy? 50 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,769 Jay's ex-wife's new boy toy. 51 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,521 -Did anyone else see? -No, Isla. 52 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,149 An entire pro basketball team went to the hottest club in LA, 53 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,316 and no one had their phones. 54 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,443 Well, I'll call Jay and just find out what happened. 55 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,529 Don't bother. I already tried. His phone is off. 56 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,532 The good news is he was only kicked out, not arrested. 57 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,826 -Okay, so it's not so bad. -You didn't let me finish. 58 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,997 The bad news is Commissioner Gant wants to speak to you at 7 a.m. 59 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,668 -I'm up. -You just had to use the P-word. 60 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,011 This is Jay. Leave a message. 61 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,972 My father was afraid of two men. 62 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:04,934 The head of the IRS and League Commissioner Franklin P. Gant. 63 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,188 He played pro in the '60s but chose to go to Vietnam. 64 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:12,358 Became a POW, but was so mean the Viet Cong sent him back. 65 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,445 He's a tough old son of a bitch. 66 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,990 Hey, this guy has zero interest in your jugs. He's a decorated war hero. 67 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,075 Yeah, vets famously hate tits. 68 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,953 If he suspends Jay, our season is toast, 69 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,873 which means I am toast, and Jay won't even call me back. 70 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,752 Now… are you gonna tell me when this thing is starting? 71 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,338 Because I feel a Diet Coke burp coming on. 72 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,841 Good morning, sir. 73 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,469 How's your morning this morning? 74 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,720 Terrible. 75 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,263 It's all because of your coach. 76 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,808 All right, I'm a straight shooter, so I'll tell you up front. 77 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,185 Jay Brown is suspended. 78 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,436 Suspended? 79 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:52,690 For shoving a guy's face in a cake? Couples do that at weddings all the time. 80 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,693 And I find that uncouth and a waste of perfectly good cake. 81 00:03:55,777 --> 00:04:00,531 Commissioner, isn't there a way he can issue a sincere, heartfelt apology 82 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,699 and maybe pay a fine? 83 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,909 I don't know. 84 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:07,038 Sir, I know you were not a fan of my father, but I am not my dad. 85 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,666 He didn't care about his employees. I do. 86 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,919 And Jay, he is a good man with good values. 87 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,754 He's never been in trouble with the league, 88 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,131 not as a player or a coach. 89 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:18,883 Okay. 90 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,928 If you can get Jay to publicly apologize, 91 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,514 I'll knock it down to a hefty fine, no suspension. 92 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,935 But only because you don't seem to mind that I really hated your dad. 93 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,562 Oh, I'm so happy. Thank you. I could kiss you right now. 94 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,900 Excuse me, I've been happily married to my wife, Doris, for 54 years. 95 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,611 Of course, sir. Thank you, sir. 96 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:42,657 And God bless you. And God bless the USA. 97 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,500 Who would have guessed that Isla Gordon could lead the Waves 98 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,960 to a streak like this? 99 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,670 Just incredible. 100 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,966 Great game last night. I think they're going to the playoffs this year. 101 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,760 Yeah, well, who knows? We'll see. 102 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,178 Your sister is killing it. 103 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,556 With this momentum, I say they're going all the way. 104 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,433 Why are we even still having this conversation? 105 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,728 - I have my pills, so you can go. - Yeah. Okay. 106 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:23,031 - Ramirez Enterprises. - Yeah, give me Stephen Ramirez. 107 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,658 Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually don't have him right now. 108 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,827 Can he return your call when he has some time? 109 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,954 Sorry, when he has some time? This is Cam Gordon. 110 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, hi, Mr. Gordon. Can I have him return later today or possibly tomorrow? 111 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,254 Tomorrow? No, he will call me today, you little fuckstick. 112 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,257 This phone call has become abusive. I'm hanging up now. Goodbye. 113 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,467 What? No. 114 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,927 Hello? Hello? 115 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,390 Fucking Gen Z millennial little shit. 116 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,649 Yo, Trav, you good? You get any sleep last night, blood? 117 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,693 Yo, mind your business, rookie. 118 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,570 And stop calling me Trav, man. 119 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,405 Okay. My bad. 120 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,532 Yo, D, 121 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,451 I'm sorry, bro. 122 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:12,246 It's just classic rookie-hazing shit, King. You know? 123 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,499 I love you, man. Like my little brother. 124 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,416 My bad, man. 125 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,460 I'll see you outside. 126 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,808 So, in summation and against all odds, 127 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,603 your girl convinced the old commish to forego a suspension 128 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,898 and knock Jay down to an apology and a fine. 129 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,817 I'll hold now for applause. 130 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,361 Thank you, Ness! 131 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,155 Nice work. The commissioner is very stubborn. 132 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,491 Still on his first wife, and she's a battleaxe. 133 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,577 I'm gonna ignore the casual misogyny and focus on the praise part. 134 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,956 So, Jay apologizes, and we go back to focusing on what matters. Playoffs-- 135 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,165 Da, da, da, da, da! 136 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,586 We don't want to jinx it. We are not talking about the P-L-A-Y-O-F-F-S. 137 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,130 P-L-A-Y-O-F-F-S… 138 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,674 Playoffs? Oh, right, of course. 139 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,759 I'm gonna talk to Jay when he gets here. Thanks. 140 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,053 Sandy, you didn't really contribute much. 141 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,681 You haven't even commented on me dressing against my color palette. 142 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,182 Sounds good. I'll, uh, go do that. 143 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,770 I think you look like a soft-serve ice cream cone. 144 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,566 Hey. You okay? 145 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,192 It's just this… 146 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,486 Charlie and Bryson… 147 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,696 Oh, the smoking-hot trainer. 148 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,782 They've uploaded a joint Instagram post, and the caption is, 149 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,243 "Falling Hard. Launch." 150 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,369 A joint post. 151 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,622 Oh shit. They're all in. 152 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,166 They look very happy. 153 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,502 I mean, hey, you'll find another average-looking dog groomer. 154 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,046 They're on the roller coaster at the Santa Monica Pier. 155 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,798 What are they, German tourists? 156 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,342 I get it. Charlie's out there with some ripped hot guy, 157 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:52,054 and you're sitting in bed alone at night reading comic books like a real loser. 158 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,931 They are called graphic novels. 159 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,683 -Doesn't matter. -What do you want? 160 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,144 I'm trying to give you some brotherly advice. Okay… 161 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:02,982 Before Bituin, I loved another woman, and she broke my heart. 162 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:06,903 And after I was done being sad about it, I went down to Cabo with two women. 163 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,405 These days, I think you'd call them sex workers. 164 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,783 And for the next two days, we did everything. 165 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,995 I did them, they did each other, they watched me do myself. 166 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,455 Okay, where is the advice here? 167 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:21,125 A few weeks later, when I met Bituin, I was ready to give her my whole heart. 168 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,669 So you gotta get back out on the horse and fuck it! 169 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,089 Or get fucked by it. You're vers, right? I mean, it doesn't matter. 170 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,884 -I'm never telling you any more gay terms. -Okay. 171 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,594 Maybe you're right. God. 172 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,180 I'll re-download Grindr. 173 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,556 This is depressing. 174 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,600 Yeah, there he is. 175 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,187 Hey, real quick, what's a twunk? What does that mean? 176 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,272 Owens, you've got to get there. Get there, get there. 177 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,900 Come on, dive, dive. Good job. 178 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:46,817 Hey. 179 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,737 You're a tough guy to get a hold of. 180 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,822 Yeah, it's been crazy. 181 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,616 Good news is I spoke with the commissioner, 182 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,660 got it down to a fine, not a suspension. 183 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,120 All you have to do is read this apology, and we're good to go. 184 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,582 I'm not apologizing. 185 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,044 Come on, Travis. Come on, get around. Badrag, set the pick. 186 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,381 -Come on. -Hey, I managed to find a solution. 187 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,300 A, "Gee, thanks for saving my ass, I'll read it right away" would be nice. 188 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,221 Isla, you don't know the situation my family's in right now. Believe that. 189 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,223 Uh, I don't. 190 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:21,352 Because you won't return any of my calls or tell me what the hell is going on. 191 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,479 Okay, look, I know. 192 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,606 Divorce is painful. 193 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:29,193 -I've been through it myself. -Yo, yo, stop, okay? 194 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,988 Your ten-minute marriage to Mr. 90210 195 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,366 is not the same thing as my life with my children and Olivia Anne. 196 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,285 I hear you. 197 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,246 But you have to put your ego aside and-- 198 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:43,541 No, this isn't about my ego, Isla, okay? That guy… 199 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:50,047 Look, just know that in no universe am I ever apologizing, 200 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,926 and if you've got a problem with that, then you can get a new goddamn head coach. 201 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,517 Keep it up. 202 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:05,938 Fuck. 203 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:12,111 Fuck me. He said the league is holding firm. 204 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,946 Jay's suspended until he apologizes. 205 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,239 What a little baby. 206 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,825 Real Zen to shove a guy's face in a cake, isn't it, Jay? 207 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:21,203 And then I fix it for him, and he can't even say I'm sorry? 208 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,331 He shouldn't have been in the club in the first place. 209 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,000 And why wasn't I invited? I have the perfect shiny shirt. 210 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,336 Whatever. This is why we have assistant coaches. 211 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,420 Yeah, next man up. 212 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:32,048 We're rolling with Coach Tony. He hasn't been a head coach before, 213 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,507 but that's fine, right? 214 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,885 Yeah, he's been an assistant coach for, like, five teams. 215 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:39,305 I mean, Dad hired him 20 years ago. He's just been waiting his turn. 216 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,308 I love that. Promoting from within someone who's been passed over. 217 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,267 It's a good look. 218 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,312 Dad's old friend, an older white man, finally getting his chance. 219 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,064 -Don't add to it. -Okay. 220 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,316 -Have fun in suspension land, Jay. -Exactly. 221 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,736 -We don't need Jay to make the playoffs. -Ah, no, no, no, don't jinx it. 222 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,030 Yeah, right. I'm sorry, I believe in that stuff too, okay? 223 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:59,408 I've been wearing Bituin's underwear for, like, a week. It's been tough. 224 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,291 Hey, honey, do we have a landline at the house? 225 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,752 And if so, did Stephen Ramirez call it? 226 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,214 No one called. I gotta go. The dog threw up. 227 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,131 B-8. 228 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,385 Bingo! 229 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,804 That is B as in bingo. 230 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:22,807 What? That's, like, the third time Judith's won! 231 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,314 Oh, now you feel good, huh? 232 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,442 A'ite. A'ite, we got more practicing. 233 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,027 Hey, Marcus, can I walk with you? 234 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,780 Nah, nah, I was going to look at my phone. 235 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,033 Uh, I'm so sorry, it's important. 236 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,160 What? 237 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,789 So, have you noticed Travis acting a little weird? 238 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,126 Yeah, he's from Florida. His dad was like Jeffrey Dahmer or something. 239 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,919 No, no, no, it's not that, it's just… 240 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,006 He's been going to the bathroom a lot. Sweating, mood swings. 241 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,884 -What're you trying to say, bro? -It's like that one episode of Degrassi. 242 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,345 When Peter promised Mia he'd make it to the winter beach bash, 243 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,763 but got strung out instead. 244 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,307 Then Holly J. got pissed 'cause she planned that thing for him. 245 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,601 Why are you talking to me about Degrassi? 246 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,980 I think Travis is on something. 247 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,735 Now you listen to me. 248 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,320 You're talking about a man's career, his reputation. 249 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,240 Maybe not reputation when it comes to Travis, but career. 250 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,077 Unless you know for sure, you mind your own business. 251 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,955 Yeah, my bad. 252 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,002 All right! Need everybody's attention! 253 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,588 So, uh, we all know what happened to Jay at the club. 254 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,048 Probably wouldn't have gone down like that if I'd been there. 255 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,135 Always free to hang, guys. Just gotta shoot me a text. 256 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,971 Anyway, Coach Tony, here he is. 257 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,806 Take it away, Coach, come on, give it up. 258 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,601 Thank you. Thanks, guys. 259 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,937 Okay, I know this is a big change, 260 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,482 but you need to know I got you. 261 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:58,527 This squad is firing on all cylinders, and we'll push right to the playoffs. 262 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,612 Yeah! 263 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:05,201 And can I just say, to be here with you right now, 264 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,578 it's the greatest honor of my career. 265 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,582 Because, let's be honest, it's been pretty tough. 266 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,002 Sitting on the sideline all these years. 267 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,004 Thirty years. 268 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:20,549 You know what? We're kind of losing focus. I don't want you to lose the room. 269 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,592 This is my time. 270 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,677 A lot of people said I wouldn't get to this point. 271 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,930 My stepfather, for one. 272 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,057 He said I'd never be head coach. 273 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,267 What about you guys? Any of you have a stepfather? 274 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,939 Well, let me tell you, you are here in spite of those sons of bitches. 275 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,607 I actually love Keith. 276 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,858 That's my stepdad. 277 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,068 What? 278 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,319 He comes to every game. 279 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,321 Get the fuck out of here. 280 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,573 - For real? - Yeah, get out! 281 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,575 Come back when you have a better attitude. 282 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,702 Can we please get this back on track? 283 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,038 -Yeah, no, all right, yeah. -All right? 284 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,873 Sorry, guys. A little bit nervous. 285 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,792 Let's keep focus on the game plan. 286 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,461 -Need the personal stuff out altogether. -Yeah. 287 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,129 -He's going to take us there! -Yeah. 288 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,506 Oh, my fucking God. 289 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,882 Let's go, guys. Come on. 290 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,428 And lastly, updated travel. 291 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,681 So, Badrag is banned from the Minneapolis Ritz-Carlton, 292 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,140 so if we face them in the playoffs… 293 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,936 -Da, da, da! No, Ali, please. -Oh, right, the evil eye. 294 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,982 If the P-word were to happen, just put him at the Four Seasons. 295 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,276 Oh, why is Charles Tracy calling me? 296 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,735 Hey, Charles, what's going on? 297 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,362 You want to cut me out of another deal? 298 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,865 Oh, you're not still mad about Hoopli. What'd you read? 299 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,242 It's projected to bring our Q2 revenue up 15%? 300 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,785 What can I do for you, Charles? 301 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,371 -I'm calling about Jay Brown. -What about him? 302 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,457 Well, he wants to come coach in Boston next season. Let's make it happen. 303 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,211 Jay has multiple years left on his deal. Who told you this? 304 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,796 I just got off with his agent. 305 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,215 Oh, don't tell me you didn't know. 306 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,884 Charles, I've got to call you back. 307 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,760 Oh my God. 308 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,264 This is Jay. Leave a message. 309 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,477 Hey, you have one fight with your boss, and you want to move across the country? 310 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,689 Well, guess what? There is no way in hell I'm letting you out of your deal. 311 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,248 Robert? 312 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,541 Hey. Sandy? 313 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,209 Yes, yeah, come on in. 314 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,588 Can I, uh, get you a drink? 315 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,550 Sorry if I'm a little nervous. I just got back on Grindr after a, uh… 316 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,552 pretty bad break. 317 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,480 Let's take a shower. 318 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,816 I just, uh, put some product in my hair, but… 319 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,902 You know what? Sure. Yeah, let's… 320 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,866 Wait here. I'll go get a condom. 321 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:19,269 Uh, the condoms are in the drawer next to my melatonin gummies. 322 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,857 Everything okay out there? 323 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,071 Oh my God. 324 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993 Help! Help! 325 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,119 Shit. 326 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,207 - Defense! - Let's go, Waves! 327 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:45,671 Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! 328 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,216 Timeout on the floor. 329 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,263 All right, let's see what Coach Tony Spagnoli has up his sleeve. 330 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,264 We got this. 331 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,642 I got the perfect play. We're running "Five Screens." 332 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,979 -What is that? -Looks like Jackson Pollock. 333 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,355 Guys, it's so simple. 334 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,025 Badrag, set the screen for Dyson, who sets the screen for Marcus, 335 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,777 who pivots around Dyson and sets the screen for Travis. 336 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,072 Travis, dish to Badrag, and then you two set up a decoy double screen 337 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,074 as Marcus shoots. Boom. Got it. 338 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,493 Coach, just let me hit a quick two and then we press. 339 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,580 -No, this will work. -Coach, this feels really complicated. 340 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,541 -You're not the coach, or my stepdad. -He never said he was. 341 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,835 Anything else? I can't wear shorts to the restaurant? 342 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,628 Coach Tony, you all right? 343 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,297 No, I'm not all right. Stop asking. 344 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,132 Wait, you're mad because we're empaths? 345 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,302 Enough. I'm in charge here. Go out there and do the play I called. 346 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,261 Fuck it. Five screens. 347 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,888 -Five screens. -Let's go. Five screens. 348 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,598 Five screens on me. Five screens on three. 349 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,308 - One, two, three. - Five screens. 350 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,809 What the fuck is five screens? 351 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,395 I don't know, but Coach Tony's cooking up something. 352 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,317 The Waves looked absolutely lost on that play. 353 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,235 They're gonna lose this one, folks. 354 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,362 It'll all gonna come down to tomorrow night. 355 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,406 Fucking Tony. 356 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,159 That was your genius? 357 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,702 Badrag almost lost an eye. 358 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,496 Yeah, I'll talk to him. 359 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,501 Help! I'm trapped in my shower. I am scared and naked! 360 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,920 Yes, Siri, okay to send! Okay to send! 361 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,882 - Oh my God, Sandy! - Isla! 362 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,175 Are you okay? 363 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,969 I'm sorry. I tried, like, five other people before I called you. 364 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,972 -My God. Oh! -And now I'm freezing. 365 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,099 Come here. 366 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,560 Oh God, I met this guy, and he seemed like he liked me, 367 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,354 but I think he just wanted to rob me. 368 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,939 -Well, he did rob you! -Shit! 369 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,775 Jesus Christ, that's why you don't invite strangers into your home. 370 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,318 Do you know anything about this guy? 371 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,655 I knew he was uncut and 40 feet away. He seemed normal. 372 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,281 -Ugh, come on. -For Grindr. 373 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,953 Oh God, he took my TV? 374 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,790 And my Tom Ford coffee table book. Jesus. 375 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,751 Well, at least we know he wasn't lying about being gay. 376 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,004 Sandy… what is going on with you? 377 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,049 I don't know, okay? 378 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,887 Ness told me to move on and fuck a horse or something. 379 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,905 You know, the whole time I was dating Charlie, I… 380 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:23,078 I thought I was slumming it with him, but now I realize he was slumming it. 381 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,042 What am I gonna do? 382 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,381 Get him back. 383 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,177 -What? -You clearly love him. 384 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,512 And we're Gordons. 385 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,267 So stop whining and go and get him. 386 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:51,398 Gordons… don't… lose. 387 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,902 Wait. How'd we do tonight? 388 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,486 -Oh, we lost. -Mmm. 389 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,696 Yeah, big time. 390 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,782 And I don't think Jay's gonna coach for us again. 391 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,077 Well, you have to… You need to make him want to. 392 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,288 I don't think I know how to do that. 393 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,249 Well, if anyone can get through to him, it's… 394 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,710 it's you. 395 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,922 Gordons don't lose. 396 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,051 Okay. 397 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,136 You're right. 398 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,931 You okay? 399 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:24,973 Yeah, I guess. 400 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,562 Please don't call the police. This is too embarrassing for our family. 401 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,647 Thanks, Isla. 402 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,862 - Oh Jesus, Sandy! - Oh God. 403 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,405 Oh yeah, and I loved it. 404 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,165 Coach Tony ain't right, man. The game's bullshit. 405 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,125 Five screens. More like five shits. 406 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,282 Is-la! What are you doing here? 407 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,909 Hi. It's Isla, actually. 408 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,077 Is Jay home? 409 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,204 Olivia Anne, your oven timer went off. 410 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,332 My avocado cacao balls. Come in, come in. 411 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,544 - That's all right. Just looking for Jay. - This is Marcel. 412 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,713 Marcel, this is Isla. 413 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,299 You are so interesting. And layered. 414 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,342 I'm a photographer. May I? 415 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,636 -Uh, right now? Okay. -Yes. 416 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,929 Chin up. 417 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,141 Never mind, we missed it. Orange wine? 418 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,309 No, thank you. 419 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:51,935 Yes. 420 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,855 Olivia, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you still lived here. 421 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,734 It's Olivia Anne, and this is my week to live here with the kids. We're nesting. 422 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:02,321 It's when the kids stay in the family home and the parents rotate. 423 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,947 It's much better for the kids. 424 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,490 Avocado cacao ball? 425 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,451 - Uh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 426 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,787 So black. 427 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,539 Aren't they good? 428 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,583 - Mmm. - They're not sweet at all. 429 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,501 No. No, they're like… 430 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,670 complicated? 431 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,880 You should sell them. 432 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:23,425 I'm trying, but you know how hard it is to break into the food ball industry. 433 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,676 Mmm, of course. 434 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,180 So, are you freaking out that he's following us to the East Coast? 435 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,975 -You're going to Boston too? -We bought a farm in the Berkshires. 436 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,603 It was always my dream as a girl 437 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,813 to live in a house that was also a wedding venue. 438 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,107 Mm-hmm. The girls will be happier too. 439 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,526 They won't have to share a horse like they do here in LA. 440 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,236 So you're taking the kids with you. 441 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,947 I'm guessing that's what you were talking to Jay about in the club? 442 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,658 I just told him that we closed on the New England house 443 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,827 and that the four of us were getting matching peacoats. 444 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,372 Next thing I know, I was seeing black. 445 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,664 It was a chocolate cake. 446 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,333 I have to find Jay. 447 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,126 Enjoy the wedding venue. 448 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,836 Mm-hmm! 449 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,964 Bye. 450 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,591 See ya'. 451 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,179 She is obsessed with you. 452 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,684 I called a lot of hotel operators tonight. 453 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,271 Then I realized where you'd be. 454 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,731 So, what, you, uh… 455 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,485 came to yell at me some more, or…? 456 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,696 No, but I did talk to your ex-wife. 457 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,118 Yeah, I, um… 458 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,915 I'm not usually the person who lets his personal life affect his work, so… 459 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,751 Oh God, I do. Doing it constantly. 460 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,631 I'm thinking the reason why I'm kind of messed up 461 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:47,634 is because my dad wasn't really around when I was a kid. 462 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,513 I don't want that for your children, Jay. 463 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,225 I'll let you out of your contract early so you can go to Boston. 464 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,522 I don't-- I don't know what to say. 465 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,149 Say you'll finish the season. 466 00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,942 Apologize. 467 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,485 And get us one more win. 468 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,196 -Yeah, I can do that. -Oh, thank God. 469 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,198 -We're so close to making the-- -Whoa, whoa, no. 470 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,868 -Don't be throwing around the P-word. -What? Oh my God. 471 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,619 You're messing with the evil eye. 472 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,206 Are you kidding me? I'm all about the evil eye. 473 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,754 I should get going. I've gotta coach in the morning, you know? 474 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,339 -Glad we chatted. -Yeah. 475 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,924 -Welcome back. -Thank you. 476 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,511 You know, you have a voicemail from me. 477 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,055 Nothing new there. Just delete it. 478 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,192 Man, I hope Coach Tony's in a better mood today. 479 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,278 Yeah, no shit. He cried on my shoulder yesterday. 480 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,614 I ain't here to console no grown-ass man. 481 00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:54,242 Hey, guys. A little surprise for ya'. 482 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,246 Gentlemen, it is good to see you. 483 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,624 Let's give it up for Coach Tony for stepping up. 484 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,754 Thanks, guys. It was just a couple of days, 485 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,839 but it was the best days of my life. 486 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,133 If my stepfather could see me now-- 487 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,428 He would be so proud of you. We're all proud of him, right? 488 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,264 - Let's get you back to the film room. - Let's talk Phoenix. 489 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,600 Here's what we need to do tonight to win. 490 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,109 Feed the post. 491 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,195 Early and often. 492 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,781 Yeah! 493 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,074 Fast break. 494 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,993 Phoenix does not get back on D. 495 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,496 Exploit that. 496 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:45,418 Drive and kick it out. We'll hit open threes all night. 497 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,004 Waves down two with three seconds left. 498 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,714 Badrag passes to the corner. 499 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,299 It's up. 500 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,682 It's good! Game over! Waves win! 501 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,059 They're going to the playoffs. 502 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,772 This is incredible. 503 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,900 Isla Gordon has made all the right moves since taking over, 504 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:12,904 and Jay Brown's decision-making has been almost flawless. 505 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,450 Yes, sir. 506 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,494 Hey. 507 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,923 You were right about Trav. 508 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,258 Come on. 509 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:36,469 Hey, Travis, wait up. 510 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,226 Yo, those are Prada. 511 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,896 We need to talk. 512 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,863 Lev, we won! 513 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,616 I know! Does this mean we can finally say the P-word? 514 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,452 Hell yeah, 'cause we're going to the playoffs! 515 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,871 -Amazing. Can we celebrate? -Yes. 516 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:06,124 I'm actually starving. Go to Felix, sit at the bar. On you. 517 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,208 Sounds great. 518 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,919 So, I guess the evil eye is not a thing? 519 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,921 No, it is. Don't joke about it. 520 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:12,881 Okay, it's a thing. 521 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,019 Travis, what's going on? 522 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,145 What's up, boss? 523 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:28,772 Um… 524 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,232 I gotta talk to you real quick. 525 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,529 I gotta deal with this. 526 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,700 ♪ It is time that makes me think That I'm alone ♪ 527 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,331 ♪ And I take a chance At losing all I've known ♪ 528 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,544 ♪ I stop dancing around The shadows of my own ♪ 529 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,673 You're looking well, Cam. 530 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,884 They tell me you just completed your sixth step. Congrats on that. 531 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,094 Oh, thank you. 532 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,555 I might actually be getting the hang of this whole sobriety thing, you know. 533 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,391 I think that I might be, you know, 534 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:09,938 whatever they call it, like, good or cured or whatever. 535 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,941 -You mean "sober"? -Point is, I… I think I'm good. 536 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,027 Right. Well, only a few more months 537 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,571 before I can tell the judge you've completed your requirements. 538 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,031 Oh, right, yeah, a couple months. 539 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:24,119 Or, you know, I have kind of noticed that the facilities 540 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537 could kind of use an upgrade. 541 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:30,792 It might be nice to advertise a new high-end fitness facility, you know? 542 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,753 Spa, cold plunge, a couple of yurts. 543 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,382 You know, really bring in the high-end clients. 544 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,052 Pretty expensive, I imagine. 545 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:41,970 Oh yeah. 546 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,516 But… maybe I could help you out with that. 547 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:55,400 ♪ …been chasing you ♪ 548 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:03,074 ♪ Since ♪ 549 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:08,538 ♪ We parted last ♪ 550 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,628 ♪ I've ♪ 551 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:21,301 ♪ Built your world to try ♪ 552 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:30,435 ♪ To hold on to my thoughts of you ♪ 553 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:36,608 ♪ Hold on to my thoughts of you ♪ 554 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:42,572 ♪ Hold on to my thoughts of you ♪